
Stewart: “Does the pope s*** [bleeped] in the woods? Because if not, not only am I not fair to Republicans, I think a bear wearing a hat gave me Communion.”
[Next is an image of Stewart kneeling with his hands folded in prayer, and a large bear dressed as the pope holding a Host and ciborium; Stewart is kneeling waist high to the bear.]
Stewart: “I’m not going to make that other joke that I was just about to make—it was about one of us not using our teeth.”
Bill Donohue replies: “If I belonged to some other religion, I would do more than knock his teeth out. Lucky for Stewart, I am a Catholic.”
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