CRAZIEST CHRISTMAS STORIES

Catholic League president Bill Donohue comments on the craziest Christmas stories of 2009:

There is a Christmas tree inside town hall in Cary, North Carolina, but town officials couldn’t bring themselves to call it by its proper name, so they relabeled it the “Community Tree.” They used to have a “Holiday Tree” in Madison, Wisconsin, but even that was deemed too improper this year, so they opted for “The State Capitol Tree.” American Atheists threw a party decorating what they called their “Solstice Tree.”

Vineland, New Jersey opted to call their Christmas parade the “Holiday parade,” maintaining that because Urban Enterprise Zone dollars are used to fund the parade, they can’t call it the Christmas parade. In Howard County, Indiana they decided not to have a manger scene this year, and elected instead to have a lighted display of the Loch Ness Monster, a whale and other animals. Waterbury, Connecticut is awash in “Winter” concerts and the like, and the sages there even renamed their holiday parties “celebrations.” What they were celebrating remains a mystery, but one thing is for sure: Santa was not allowed to give out gifts as that job was assigned to Frosty the Snowman.

In Benton, Arkansas children put on Christmas skits, and in one of them the lead character wore a hula. Why? To show that the “Hula Girl” was rejected because she was not deemed “Christmasy.” It was announced by the woman in charge of this mess that “The meaning of Christmas is not to judge each other.” Santa was banned from the festivities in the Northern Lehigh School District in Pennsylvania; his role as gift-giver was taken by the district mascot, the Bulldog.

Finally, one corporate diversity wag (her actual title is executive director of diversity, inclusion and engagement) advises against saying “Happy New Year.” She recommends “Looking Forward.” By contrast, we at the Catholic League are old-fashioned. We are pro-Christmas trees and parades, pro-Santa and wish everyone—including the “Looking Forward” types—a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.




CHRISTMAS VANDALS RETURN

During each Christmas season, our desks are loaded with stories on Christmas vandalism. This year was no different. Here is a list of incidents that came to our attention:
• Vandals burned the City of Birmingham’s Christmas tree in Alabama.
• The police chief in Middleboro, Massachusetts said he received more reports of theft and vandalism to Christmas decorations than ever before.
• In Chicago, a driver plowed through a Christmas display running over the Baby Jesus and decapitating angels from the nativity scene.
• A 19-year-old man was arrested in connection with vandalizing homes and Christmas decorations in Hastings, Minnesota. The man covered the displays with swastikas, pentagrams and satanic messages.
• The stable used to house a live nativity for a Baptist church was torn down by vandals in Grenada County, Mississippi.
• Vandals caused over $500 worth of damage to the nativity scene of a Baptist church in Mount Laurel, New Jersey.
• Two fraternity brothers from the University of Missouri stole Christmas decorations from homes near campus in Columbia, Missouri. Among the decorations were figures of the Baby Jesus and other nativity scene statuary.
• The van used by Kidz Korna—a charity that gives away thousands of presents to needy children at Christmas—was torched by vandals in Chicago.
• Figures of the Baby Jesus were stolen from homes, businesses or churches in the following locations: Redford Township, Michigan; Riverton, Utah; Red Lion, Pennsylvania; Elon, North Carolina; Atlantic Beach, Florida; Lynchburg, Virginia; Dublin, New Hampshire; Kirksville, Missouri; Fort Collins, Colorado; Middletown, Pennsylvania; Downers Grove, Illinois; Fayetteville, North Carolina; Waterloo, Missouri; Cookeville, Tennessee; Arkansas City, Arkansas; La Marque, Texas;  and Easthampton, Massachusetts.



HOW WE BEAT WAL-MART

Our troubles with Wal-Mart began when a woman e-mailed the company complaining about its policy of encouraging its employees to say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.” The response she got, from a Customer Service employee by the name of Kirby, was astounding. Here’s what Kirby said (we are reproducing his statement exactly as it was sent, errors and all):

“Walmart is a world wide organization and must remain conscious of this. The majority of the world still has different practices other than ‘christmas’ which is an ancient tradition that has its roots in Siberain shamanism. The colors associated with ‘christmas’ red and white are actually a representation of of the aminita mascera mushroom. Santa is also borrowed from the Caucuses, mistletoe from the Celts, yule log from the Goths, the time from the Visigoth and the tree from the worship of Baal. It is a wide wide world.”

The woman then e-mailed Kirby’s statement to us. Our first reaction was that this was obviously the work of some underling. Wal-Mart, being a behemoth of an organization, could not possibly police everyone in every department. But we decided that Wal-Mart’s top public relations person should know about this; we were curious to see what he or she might say.

So we e-mailed Kirby’s remark to Dan Fogleman, Wal-Mart’s senior manager in public relations. To our surprise, Fogleman not did not disagree with Kirby, and even proceeded to give us a lecture on diversity. Here is part of what he told us (again, we are not correcting the errors):

“As a retailer, we recognize some of our customers may be shopping for Chanukah or Kwanza gifts during this time of year and we certainly want these customers in our stores and to feel welcome, just as we do those buying for Christmas. As an employer, we recognize the significance of the Christmas holiday among our family of associates…and close our stores in observance, the only day during the year that we are closed.”

After being insulted again, we then decided to do one more thing: to see how Wal-Mart treats Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Christmas. What we found was revealing.

By typing Hanukkah into the search engine of its website, 200 items appeared. Typing Kwanzaa yielded 77 items. But when Christmas was entered, here’s what appeared on the screen: “We’ve brought you to our ‘Holiday’ page based on your search.”

That was it. On November 9, we issued a news release titled, “Wal-Mart Bans Christmas; Boycott Launched.” In it, we said that when we initially read Kirby’s statement, we assumed “he might be drunk.” We also said, “It’s nice to know that Wal-Mart is closed on a federal holiday.” We immediately contacted 126 religious groups spanning seven faith communities asking them to join with us in the boycott.

On November 10, worldnetdaily.com flagged this story on its website as the lead news story. This led to a string of interviews on talk radio around the nation. In every case, listeners were livid: they felt betrayed that the “family- friendly” retailer would do this. So they e-mailed Fogleman to let him know what they thought. Bill Donohue e-mailed Fogleman his own missive: “Now that Wal-Mart is standing by its position, I hope you’re ready for our next move. Don’t forget, we have the next six weeks to pull out all the stops, and we will.”

Meanwhile, Wal-Mart spokeswoman Jolanda Steward told the press that the store was just trying to help its customers “celebrate their individual needs and wants.” To which Donohue said, “I thought Wal-Mart was a department store—not a Wellness Center.”

Then Donohue got hold of the e-mail address of a senior Wal-Mart official, Ryan Loken, sending him the following note:

“Wal-Mart has made a huge mistake taking us on just at the start of the Christmas buying season. Why you are keeping Fogleman on as your PR man is mind-boggling. Have you seen worldnetdaily.com? Are you aware that our staff has been doing one radio talk show interview after another all day, with many more scheduled? Ask Fogleman how many e-mails he has received and what people are saying.

“The Left has unfairly attacked Wal-Mart for years. But now you’ve angered your base—conservative Christians.

“To put an end to our boycott, read the news release I wrote today. I’m not asking for the moon. But I will tell you this much: we have the money, time and determination necessary to keep this up for the next six weeks. In other words, the ball is in your court.”

The November 10 news release listed three demands: “We want a) an apology for insulting Christians by effectively banning Christmas b) a withdrawal of its insane statement regarding the origins of Christmas and c) a revision on its website.”

When Donohue got to work early on November 11, news reports were carrying the Wal-Mart apology, saying that Kirby had been fired. Then Donohue checked Wal-Mart’s website and found that by typing Christmas in its search engine, customers were taken to the Christmas site. We thus declared victory and an end to the boycott.




MERRY CHRISTMAS!




CENSORING CHRISTMAS IN KANSAS CITY

The City Manager in Kansas City, Missouri has banned the display of a crèche and a menorah in City Hall. To read Bill Donohue’s letter to him, click here.

Contact City Manager Mario Vasquez: [email protected]




PENNSYLVANIA SCHOOL CENSORS CHRISTMAS

Karen Davis, principal of a suburban Philadelphia school, Simmons Elementary, has removed from the school a nativity scene that was put there by parents.  “I felt that the nativity scene was definitely promoting Christianity,” she said.  When asked why she is allowing the Jewish menorah, also a religious symbol, she opined, “Judaism is not just a religion, it’s a culture.”

Catholic League president William Donohue says the school is setting itself up for a lawsuit:

“I am notifying Dr. William A. Lessa, Superintendent of Schools for the Hatboro-Horsham School District, that one of his schools, Simmons Elementary, will be sued if he doesn’t intervene to reverse the decision by Principal Karen Davis.  The inane comments made by Davis make us wonder how someone this badly educated could ever be appointed a principal, but that is not our beef.  Our beef is religious discrimination.  The ball is in Dr. Lessa’s court.”




Christmas Appeal

December  2015

Dear Friend:

We had another banner year in 2015. We reacted swiftly and strongly to attacks on individuals, defending everyone from lay Catholics to the pope. We also moved with alacrity to combat Catholic-bashing in the media, Hollywood, education, and government. In every instance, we stood on principle: our goal is not preferential treatment—it is equal treatment. We do not seek to take rights from others; on the contrary, we seek to preserve and enhance our rights. To continue our work in 2016, I ask that you give to this appeal.

The year began with a major media blitz: Our reaction to the fallout of the Charlie Hebdo cartoons captured international attention. Muslim terrorists upset with vile attacks on their religion stormed the Paris office of this offensive publication. In the end, 12 persons were murdered, most of whom worked there. “Killing in response to insult, no matter how gross,” I said, “must be unequivocally condemned.” But I hastened to add that those who intentionally and maliciously trash any world religion must be condemned for their irresponsibility.

It was the criticism of Charlie Hebdo that ignited a firestorm. I did not say that the cartoonists should have no legal right to insult people of faith; rather, I said they had no moral right to do so. I was struck by how many people in high places could not, or did not want to, understand my point. One person who did was Pope Francis: The Holy Father took my position so thoroughly that I joked with Sean Hannity that I should sue him for plagiarism! His intervention quieted the storm.

Some anti-Catholic lawyers are bullies who seek to silence us. Bullying the Catholic League, however, doesn’t work. In 2015, a bogus libel suit against us was tossed by a Midwestern judge. We also won when a bigoted Midwestern lawyer was suspended for remarks she made in court; we were the ones who pressed this case.

We are proud of our record defending bishops who are under siege. In 2015, we stood squarely with San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone; he was under attack for ensuring that Catholic teachers were not in rebellion against Catholic teachings! We joined the fight by taking on  local government officials who insidiously injected themselves into the internal affairs of the archdiocese.

When Indiana sought to codify religious liberty—it was being threatened by gay activists—the media lined up behind the activists. We jumped in on the side of the governor and lawmakers: they wanted to make sure that the rights of the faithful would not be eviscerated by a new round of gay rights. We also protested the NCAA’s demagogic response to this issue.

We knew that the pope’s visit to the U.S. would occasion a backlash, and that is why we were out in front on this issue: we commissioned our own survey of Catholics, and we got the word out about the yeoman work of Father Junípero Serra. Our survey positioned us to debunk some of the prevailing myths about Catholicism, and the booklet I authored on the priest whom Pope Francis canonized received a wide and very positive reception. But nothing mattered more than the chance to meet the pope: Vice President Bernadette Brady-Egan and I were bowled over

[To see Photos, click here].

These are just some of the highlights from 2015. If you are pleased with our record, please give to this appeal; it will enable us to be even more successful in 2016. We know that this is the time of the year when lots of organizations with a noble mission are asking for donations. We at the Catholic League, I am happy to say, have more than a noble mission—we have a sterling record of accomplishment. We succeed.

Sincerely,

William Donohue

President




CELEBRATE DIVERSITY: CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

The advertisement below ran in the New York Times op-ed page on Tuesday, November 28.